keeping it steezy

OK, I’M DONE. I’VE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THIS IS DUMB…KIND OF.

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU MOBILE, AGAIN?

YOU MAKE ME LAUGH WHEN YOU COPY MY TYPOS AND NEVER LET ME LIVE THEM DOWN. YOU MAKE ME NERVOUS WHEN I FEEL LIKE I’M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING STUPID. YOU MAKE ME WONDER WHY I’M EVEN DOING THIS. YOU MAKE ME WANT TO GO TO FLORIDA AND HIT YOU. AND OH YEAH, I’M NOT AS OBSESSED AS YOU THINK I AM. LOOOOOOOOOOOLHAHAHA

FOR A WHILE THERE…AND THAT’S HOW COOL MATTHEW IS.

REBLOGGED THAT BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW AND NO ONE IN THE WORLD IS GOING TO COME ACROSS THIS BUT MATTHEW HIMSELF. WHO EVEN AM I??????

HE MAKES TRUE STATEMENTS

Apparently he didn’t know who Shia Labeouf was LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL NO

His favorite artist is Sean Kingston but he refuses to listen to Taylor Swift…what even T_TTTT

You remind me of Ryan Sheckler. And you’re hard to talk to because I just don’t understand you sometimes. You make me laugh whenever I talk to you, though. I don’t even care if it’s because you’re making fun of me…for being black…I could talk to you all day….but you’d bore me. loljk, I just don’t know why I’d talk to you when I could be sleeping, nawmean? Oh yeah, and thanks for making me type like this and ‘worse than your 2 year old nephew’ as you said earlier. But you know what? Typing like this makes me feel like I’m being sarcastic or something. Woah, I’m off topic, Matthew remember don’t be silly wrap your willy cause we don’t need any of your babies running around this earth.

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